What's your favorite appetizer to order at a restaurant?
All depends on the type of restaurant. In a chinese restaurant I might like to have some fried seaweed and seasame toast or crispy duck pancakes. I like to have stuffed mushrooms if I am going to eat a pasta main course and crispy breadcrumb garlic mushrooms if I am going to eat a steak.
Just a few pics from the other day to let you see that Byron and Boris are getting along fine together. 
Hope you like them
for looking
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 32," is the reply.
"Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the countergirl the very same question.
The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29."
The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 50."
Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question.
The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30."
Again she proudly responds, "I'm 50, but thank you!"
While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.
He replies, "I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It
sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are."
They were on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead."
He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he
gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.
After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay...How old am I?"
He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, "Madam, you are 50."
Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how could you tell?"
"I was behind you in McDonald's."
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death
They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden...
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I is sure of eet".
"Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee".
So, with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat you can imagine!!
"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Eees a bacon tree".
"Luis, are sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert, don'forget".
"Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell of bacon?...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree".
And with that. . . Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up, and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.
"Pepe...go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree"
"Luis, Luis mi amigo...what ees eet?"
"Pepe...ees not a bacon tree.............
Ees.....
Ees.....
Ees.....
Ees, a Ham Bush"
I am so excited. Mr Trevor and I are of to Slough on Friday morning to attend a photo shoot for Dogs Today magazine with the photographer Tim Rose. If he gets some great shots then Mr Trevor could end up being a cover boy.
Just for going we will get to keep some pics anyway. Im very proud.
Working with teech
Teech gets the toy box
Ill have this one thanks
or maybe this one . . . .
I cried so much when I got my e-mail. I am keeping fingers crossed that Donald is a recipient who would like to keep in touch. 
Mitchells nt Ann is National Speaker and Branch Co-ordinator at HD HQ here in Saunderton and has a Hearing Dog herself called Max. Here is Max
Mitchell came home with me on 11th September last year aged 6 and half weeks to be socialised for Hearing Dogs for Deaf People. He is the 15th new recruit I socialised for the charity and my most favorite of all. I have had a couple short term since Mitchell including his sister Maddie but it has not been the same and presently I am not socialising. Hearing Dogs for Deaf People do need more socialisers if you are interested.
So here is the e-mail I had from Mitchell day before yesterday and he sent me some pics too 
( I think his Auntie Ann helped him tho 
)
Hi Mum
Eye opes yu r wel n missin me lots cos eye is missin yu BUT yu shud now vat eye as lern sum wikd stuff now n eye liv wiv donld oo iz mi nu dad n e as nevr ad a dog before so eyve bin teechin im loads nd loads bout ow dogs life shuld b. We vil b goin al ovver ve playc n seeng many peoples as e is a minster or summit nd he dus talk for Hearing Dogs to so nt an vill git to ce me sumtimes.
Nt Ann asqed my teechur at skool if she cud do videeo of eye strutin my stuf n workn to sownds but a beestie got in ve flippin machine n it wood not wurk. So fey tuk sum fotos of eye posing nd lerting n plyin n stuf nsteed. Eye wud ave lykd to show yew nos to nos ow eye do fings but eye no ere is too far for yew to cum ND yew ave to luk fter mye bruvvers at ome.
Eye ope yew lyk ve pics. Eye promise eye vil b gud boy nd eye vil nver forgt ow yew luked fter eye nd wat a gud tym eye ad livin wiv yew, but eye am appy now wiv Donald nd eye vil b ve bestest hearing dog in hole wyd world.
Lots and lots of licky niblins.
M xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Pics of Mitchell alerting
Mitchell says he thinks its the phone
It was the phone and he gets a treat
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