2 posts tagged “computer”
Show us where you write most often.
Depends what you mean by where and writing.
If you mean a physical place using pen/pencil and paper then the answer is at the dining table in the lounge.
Presently being used for drawing at amoungst other things
If you mean electronically then the answer is on the computer, mostly in My Documents and on dog forums such as this one and this one. I probably cruise about 10 different dog forums most days.
If you think the desk is messy, you really wouldnt want to see the rest of the room as really the computer room is the box room and it does have quite alot of boxes in it. Most of which are shredded at the edges due to my three - legged cat Jake.
the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was
tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set
up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will
judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They faxed.
They E-mailed.
They E-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports
They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed
across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power
went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in
the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their
computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:
"It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the
past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate.
"Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his
work and I don't have any?"
God just shrugged and said,
JESUS SAVES
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