2 posts tagged “laugh”
Recipe For Christmas Rum Cake
Ingredients:
1 or 2 qts. of rum
1 cup butter
1/8 tsp. sugar
2 large eggs
1 cup dried fruit
baking powder
1 tsp. baking soda
lemon juice
brown sugar
nuts
Directions:
1 Before you start, sample the rum to check for quality.
2 Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc. Check the rum again. It must be just right! To be sure the rum is of the highest quality, pour 1 level cup of rum into a glass and drink it as fast as you can. Repeat.
3 With an electric mixer, beat butter in large fluffy bowl. Add 1 seaspoon of thugar and beat again. Meanshile, it’s important to make sure the rum is of the finest quality—try another cup.
4 Open the second quart of rum if necessary. Add 1 arge leggs, 2 cups of fried druits and beat till high.
5 If the druits get stuck in the beats, just pru it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the rum again for cinscistincy.
6 Next, sift 3 cups of salt and feffer (it really doesn’t matter). Sample the wum again.
7 Sift 1 pint of lemon goose, add 1 bablespoon of brown thugar, of whatever color tou can find. Mix well. Grease oven, turn cake pan to 350 greeds.
8 Noe, pour the whole mess sinto the boven and ake. Check the crum again and go to bed.
Ingredients:
1 or 2 qts. of rum
1 cup butter
1/8 tsp. sugar
2 large eggs
1 cup dried fruit
baking powder
1 tsp. baking soda
lemon juice
brown sugar
nuts
Directions:
1 Before you start, sample the rum to check for quality.
2 Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc. Check the rum again. It must be just right! To be sure the rum is of the highest quality, pour 1 level cup of rum into a glass and drink it as fast as you can. Repeat.
3 With an electric mixer, beat butter in large fluffy bowl. Add 1 seaspoon of thugar and beat again. Meanshile, it’s important to make sure the rum is of the finest quality—try another cup.
4 Open the second quart of rum if necessary. Add 1 arge leggs, 2 cups of fried druits and beat till high.
5 If the druits get stuck in the beats, just pru it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the rum again for cinscistincy.
6 Next, sift 3 cups of salt and feffer (it really doesn’t matter). Sample the wum again.
7 Sift 1 pint of lemon goose, add 1 bablespoon of brown thugar, of whatever color tou can find. Mix well. Grease oven, turn cake pan to 350 greeds.
8 Noe, pour the whole mess sinto the boven and ake. Check the crum again and go to bed.
I needed a laugh this evening and this provided it. Hope it brings a smile to your face too.
I remember a tale of the man, the boy and the donkey and how you cant please everyone, today I saw this and it reminded me again but I much prefer the story this way now . . . . . . . . .
The Pastors Ass.
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pasto r was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . .
even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
I also read this today and it gave me a giggle, I hope you giggle too. Laughing is good tonic for the soul.
Two men at the airport searching the crowds.The pasto r was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . .
even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
I also read this today and it gave me a giggle, I hope you giggle too. Laughing is good tonic for the soul.
Man 1 : "I do not believe it - I've lost my wife."
Man 2 : "Oh but I do - I've lost mine too."
Man 1 : "What does your wife look like?"
Man 2 : "Well she's 5'9" tall, long blond hair, good tan, big boobs, long legs, short leather
skirt, thigh boots, boob tube - what's yours like?
Man 1 : "Forget it - let's find yours!"
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